Baron Von Chanthrax.Esq (AKA Jon Chan)'s page of self delusion

Baron Von Chanthrax's varying talents

December 31 1999

The hit animated show Southpark has apparently borrowed the taelnts of Baron Von Chanthrax.Esq for a brief cameo. We've posted a clip below.

December 30 1999

A rare, never before seen movie poster has just surfaced. Great lengths were taken in order to hide this artifact from the general public but the staff here at C.O.W. have managed to secure the publishing rights to it. 

December 28 1999

My self delusion site is finally complete. The sheer magnitude of the number of hits logged within the first few hours causes a major shutdown of  fortune city... millions are killed...

 

 

Baron Von Chanthrax.Esq - Movie star

Recently, the original propaganda for the critically acclaimed movie: saving private Ryan; was unearthed. Apparently, the role of Pvt. Ryan was originally played by none other than Baron Von Chanthrax.Esq himself. Due to reasons not yet clear, he was replaced by Matt Damon (that turkey ass bitch).  Unfortunately neither the director, Steven Spielberg, Nor his representatives were available for comment on this historic find.

 

The Original "Saving private Ryan"

Pictured on the right of Tom Hanks. Baron Von Chanthrax.Esq stars as himself in the heartwarming tale of eight men risking their lives to save a fellow soldier from the brutality of the second world war. 

Clip from Southpark

 

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